
Okay, I know that I can't be the ONLY one out there who has a secret addiction to the Food Network....I have shared this secret with only a few select people, so I know you must be shocked. The thing that I love most about it, is that at ANY given time of the day, there is a show that I like on. Now, granted, I would not cook or eat about 50% of the things that they make, but I love the whole process, watching a great meal come out of nothing...and the best part, and this is realy where the reality of it all sets in, the chef or host of the show makes it look effortless. I know that it's all prepped before hand, and that someone is scouring the pans afterwards, but it seems so magical to me!!
So, today, I am watching the Food Network as I am folding laundry - Specifically watching "Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives" with Guy Fieri. This guy has got it made...no pun intended. He flys around the country and taste-tests all the great food in little diners, drive-ins and dives. What a LOVELY job he has....I am completely jealous...I mean to eat for a living. I wonder what his creditentials are?? I could and would LOVE to have his job. Now, I draw the line at eating seafood, but I could bring Kim along with me, as he loves seafood and he could critique that and I could make a three figure salary while simultaneously gaing 50-100 pounds!! You know that's why a man has the job....he eats anything he wants and then the next day is back to his original weight after his daily visit to the bathroom....well, I'm getting angrier and more jealous as I type away. I better get back to my room and turn it off...