1. You and I got hitched. Forever. Yep, you're stuck with me.
2. You and I didn't have any money. Yep, still the case. Sorry, Dear.
3. You and I could go anywhere, do anything, at any time. Now, not the case.
4. You and I could sleep in till noon. Those days are over.
5. You and I could have peace and quiet. Those days are definitely over.
6. You and I could have dinner out, by ourselves, anytime we wanted. Over.
7. You and I didn't drive a minivan. Or, I should say, we didn't HAVE to drive a minivan.
8. You and I could make out in the car. *Probably WHY we have to drive the minivan....
9. You and I didn't own a home, didn't have car payments, and had few responsibilities.
10. You and I didn't have 4 children that can make us laugh and cry and want to strangle them all in the same breath.
11. You and I didn't have 12+ years of parenting under our belts.
12. You and I didn't know the shear happiness of seeing our kids do something great.
13. You and I didn't know that having hardship and tough times in our marriage would make us strong.
14. You and I didn't know that after 14+ years together, we'd be as happy, healthy, wealthy, and wise as we are today.
I'm glad that we've had all the happiness and heartache. I'm glad that we've stuck it all out. I'm glad that you can tolerate my mood swings, my obsessive/compulsiveness, my hair all over the bathroom floor (and shower drain, and bathroom sink drain **BTW, could you fix that drain??). I'm glad that you are still happy to come home, happy to drive the minivan, and happy to be married to me. You are, aren't' you???





